Suede

Terrible proportions.

She can't keep a straight face in this getup.

Killer clowns from outer space.

Laura Ashley threw up and this print came out.



I normally like asymmetry, but this look simply isn't flattering. Maybe w/o the fringe. Dammit Suede, edit.

Can this get any uglier?

The answer is yes. Those are pants. You can tell a guy made this top too, it looks extremely uncomfortable.

Cute shape, but basket weaving on the boobs?

Cheap and trashy. Somehow reminds me of those Lisa Frank stickers I used to like when I was 5.

F'ing terrible. The asymmetrical hem makes this whole look appear sloppy.

Goth girls wear corsets, but I don't know any goth girls who would wear this in their wedding. At least it kind of echoes the first look...?

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